An Ode Gerald Schmitz

How lucky my shirt
Is tucked into my pants
And secured by a belt
(tee tom tee tom)

Otherwise i might squirt
From a soon heightened stance
A look that would melt
(tee tom tee tom)

So tempted to blurt
Put the hat on and dance
Your head i would smelt
(tee tom tee tom)

My mind is quite curt
Slice your head with a lance
Frustration is felt!
(tee tom tee tom)